Habitat Man

by D A Baden

Summary

Tim is fifty, single and in a job he hates. As a result of a life-coaching session, Tim starts the Green Garden Project, which gives free advice on how to turn gardens into habitats for wildlife. ‘Habitat Man’ as his friend Jo calls him. His first client is the lovely Lori. Tim is smitten, but first he has to win round Ethan her 15 year old son, who loves wildlife just to kill it (along with all potential suitors).  As Ethan tells him, ‘that’s why dad gave me the air rifle. He agrees with me that it’s not good for my mental health to have to deal with that kind of thing.’ Tim loves his new life until he digs up more than he bargained for, and uncovers a skeleton, one that threatens to bring out the skeletons in his cupboard too. Only Jo, Tim’s long-time best friend knows his secret, but can she be trusted?

Where to buy Habitat Man

Available from most eBook platforms, in paperback from Amazon, and on request from bookshops.

Reviews

A tale of lust, gardening, love and compost: a hilarious page turner

Dave Goulson, author of A Sting in the Tail and The Garden Jungle: or Gardening to Save the Planet

Truly lyrical and a joy to read

Mark Laggatt

A natural storyteller

Writing.co.uk

Habitat Man is both great fun (with such an engaging cast of characters) and a delightful reflection on the ways we live – and the ways we die! – at a time when more and more people are grappling with today’s environmental challenges.

Jonathon Porritt

A charming romp that makes you think! Mid-life crisis meets environmental awareness in this rom-com for the 21st Century. 

Michael Jecks

Superbly written romance with a lovely touch of humour. 

Helen Baggott

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Dedication

This is dedicated to the real Habitat Man (he knows who he is) who works tirelessly and at no charge to offer assistance to the undervalued nematodes, beetles, worms, springtails and micro-organisms that are the building blocks of life.

Disclaimer

A delightful number of incidents presented in this book are true (ish), and characters are definitely based on people I know or have known, but attributes have been shuffled and reallocated across the characters, so anyone who guesses who exactly is who in the right combination can send their answers to me and get a prize. The issues covered though are definitely real. Thank you to all the wonderful people, projects and organisations that have inspired this work of mostly fiction. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Acknowledgements

This book was inspired by the real life Green Garden Consultancy that started in Southampton in November 2019 and is managed by Transition, Southampton. I am particularly indebted to Kevin who advised me and sent me details of some of the gardens he visited (with the owners’ permission).

Particular thanks go to Dave Goulson, Professor of Biology at the University of Sussex, whose numerous books, including The Garden Jungle: or Gardening to Save the Planet provided great source material. Dave generously offered his help with the manuscript, especially the nature bits, reading through, checking for accuracy, and writing the occasional lyrical passage himself.

Gratitude is also extended to Rosie from the Natural Death Centre who freely gave her time to tell me about the environmental benefits of natural burials and the legal issues surrounding home burial.  Also to Chris and Debs, a couple of house boaters with a healthy obsession with death, nature and music who inspired sections of this book.

In the process of writing this story, I’ve found that people who love nature and the environment tend to be lovely people and Dave, Kevin, Rosie, Chris and Debs illustrate this beautifully.

I also thank the Wizards and Witches from Southampton Pagan Moot for helping me with my research. Rest assured the Wizard of Woolston is not based upon any of you, although you may recognise the odd quote!

Thanks to Alex T a fellow greeny who alerted me to the tantalising concept of cryptofeminism and another Alex, the guerrilla gardener who risked a socially distant meeting to tell me of their secret exploits.

I am also indebted to Heather Conway, an expert on death law and Gary Leonard a consultant solicitor who were both kind enough to help with legal research, although I confess that plot needs have triumphed over legal accuracy, especially with regard to timescale.

Last but not least, thanks go to my partner Chris who was brave enough to tell me my first draft was rubbish, and by the final draft delighted me with several LOLs and a surreptitious tear.

Eco-product placement

  • I have been inspired by new eco-friendly innovations and confess to having my very own extremely stylish Strumpet and Trollop composting toilet in my back garden (great for BBQs), and I can vouch for that fact it looks great and doesn’t smell or attract flies, and produces good compost.
  • The Share Shop is modelled on the many Libraries of Things that are popping up.
  • My explorations into the murky world of plastic backed Meadow Turf found that most of the top UK suppliers use plastic, but Quality Garden Supplies told me they use hessian or coir backing for their Meadow Mat.
  • When I asked myself what car Tim would drive, I was inspired by the new alternatives to car ownership springing up all over, such as Hiya Car, Zipcar, Getaround, Liftshare and Bla bla car amongst others, and so decided he’d borrow Jo’s car.
  • I rely a lot on Ethical Consumer magazine and website to alert me to the credentials of products and services – especially those the manufacturers don’t choose to display on their websites!
  • I also subscribe to Positive News – it’s a must to remind myself that there is hope, lots of it and keep me up to date with all the wonderful projects going on round the world.

Sequels

Watch this space